Knock knock. Who’s there? Uncle Arnie’s 100mg Orange Soda Pop! Let the fizzy orange sweetness awaken your day and brighten your mood like a kiss of sunshine. Orange you glad we didn’t say seltzer?

we’re talking less than 30 minutes from the time you pop one open ‘til you’re feeling relaxed and ready for the unexpected. No animal derivatives. We respect all creatures. We used to have pet chinchillas. We cracked it! The best flavors are simple, sweet, and hit you like a wave. Both relaxing and wet! But unlike waves, you can drink Uncle Arnie’s because we are proudly 100% salt water free.